i've picked a [heck] of a time to go on a diet..

the translation being that i'm running out of room.. i've got a cat and a small 10-pound'ish "real" lap dog already sitting in my lap right this second..

and now 30-pound or so georgie porgie is doing his durnedest to climb up on board, too..

nope, didn't need any feeling in my legs, did i..?